stop promoting tiny penises. we need a supreme race of nothing but huge dicks. kill off the weak meated. survival of the thickest. Charles darwang. Charles dongwin. DongWang. cock
I can only feel four emotions today. Annoyed, hungry, sleepy and horny. Mostly the first and last.
Just got yelled at by my dad because after my shower I figured out that each of my buttcheeks makes a slightly different sound when you slap it so I was making a rhythm with it and apparently it was annoying everyone else in the house
They’re just jealous of your butt bongos.
I will not apologize for art
date idea: feed me grapes and fan me with giant leaves while I sit on a couch in a toga
And at the end of the day, what about losing weight, or shrinking your dress size, really matters. Because I sure hope when I am old and grey, I’m not sitting around saying “I really do wish I spent my 20’s being slimmer”… I guarentee it’ll be more along the lines of “I really wish I spent less of my life worrying about my size, and just truly enjoying the short time I have here.”